onetwothreemany:

FEMA is doing an emergency alert test on all TVs, radios, and cell phones on October 4, 2023, at approximately 2:20pm ET.

If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.

Yes, I’m doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.

Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I’m bad at tags.

transmantraut:

inneskeeper:

inneskeeper:

sethprotector:

inneskeeper:

“I don’t like the Jack Harkness test because it means it’s okay to fuck Scooby Doo”

yes that’s the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness Test doesn’t exist to say you have to fuck Scooby Doo. The Harkness Test exists to say that it is morally/ethically fine for someone to want to fuck Scooby Doo, because Scooby Doo can give informed consent and communicate as such.

the reason you don’t like it is because none of you are self-aware enough to realize how incredibly fucking puritan all of you are when it comes to fucking

Tumblr being free is humanity’s greatest error.

Then pay me 20$ if you feel so strongly about it

Tumblr is a free website where I am paid $20

eyesaremosaics:

monstermoviedean:

daily reminders

• no human being is 100% happy 100% of the time
• being a person is extraordinarily difficult even in the best of times
• this is not the best of times
• someone is grateful you exist (don’t argue, it’s true)
• a bad day does not predict a bad existence
• it’s gonna be okay

andmaybegayer:

beifongkendo:

“Glimpsing at the seabed through the water and the complexity of the light within, at a soothing southern sea.” By Shigeko Inoue (2002).

Born in 1945, Inoue studied traditional Japanese and Italian woodblock printing. Her work focuses on nature, transparency and the movement of water.

petitmimosa:

michaelmurder:

dethtech

my ig - michaelmurder

scootypuffjr:

scootypuffjr:

sunglassesmish:

and these are just from the past few days

zukana13731:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

“Yo yo, everybody! Put your hands in the air! Who’s ready to get FUCKED UP TONIGHT!?”

“Wooo!”

*gentle woodwind music*

thehussy:

questionablepastries:

fromhersoul:

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let’s hang out in November"

ALT

grownupgeekgirl:

myautisticpov:

vaspider:

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

:

Clean the mold out of your reusable water bottle including the cap and straw

Mold poisoning will kill you and has a high chance of causing severe hallucinations and nightmares while it’s doing it. My final message goodbye

Oh, hey, yea that’s a good reminder! Wait a second tho

A year or so ago I saw someone who studies bacteria on food surfaces talking about how she never ever uses a water bottle for longer than 2 days without washing it with hot water and soap or running it through the dishwasher and I’ve become really adamant about it ever since. Everyone has enough water bottles to keep them cycling through the dishwasher and in use.

Also please don’t die.

Yup to all of this, but also, if you read this and went “lol, I have too much ADHD for that - do you know how many water bottles I would actually need to buy?”

I need you to listen closely, right now

Yes, you might, in fact, need to buy a mountain of water bottles

“But the plastic-”

There comes times when disability, sustainability best practices, and your health cannot co-exist

And you cannot stop being disabled

You might need to not only buy a mountain of water bottles, but also keep prepackaged single use water bottles for emergencies when every surface of your house is covered in reusable water bottles that haven’t been cleaned, and you find yourself asking “what’s the harm in using this one for one more day?” for the seventh day in a row

Or going “well, I’m not that thirsty anyway” and stopping drinking water altogether

Don’t make yourself ill holding yourself to standards you cannot meet

Well, this stopped me cold.

“There comes a time when disability, sustainability best practices, and your health cannot co-exist.

"And you cannot stop being disabled.”

sophia-helix:

astronautdiaz:

combine your first real fandom with your current one to create a terrible, terrible au

if someone hasn’t already written an X-Files au for wangxian they should @lilkikibat

williamfbuckley:

can’t stop laughing at this. it’s such college boy nonsense but it also explains a lot about whatever was happening with barack and bruce springsteen